May 2013
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
the-fandoms-are-cool:
darrynek:
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
corrupted-teens:
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
01012012:
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
fatwink:
*pre-heats oven to 420°* time to get baked *gets inside oven*
greatwhiteprivilege:
i love drawing hearts i wish i had one
at what age do i just magically turn hot
1 tag
understanding a joke on the big bang theory
sodamnrelatable:
internetdouchebag:
archedangel:
internetdouchebag:
my pastor texted me
Only in Ireland and the UK.
I live in florida
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
