oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME”
crzyblackidd: a moment of silence for all the people whose faces are used as reaction pictures in text posts and they have no idea
holykindergarten: things the tumblr app is good for: draining my battery things the tumblr app is not good for: tumblr
payday-parade: plot twist: he’s actually having a gay affair with Jake from State Farm.
slayground: teddymosby: colfricans: im gonna name all my children after fonts #helvetica go get courier and calibri #we need to talk about comic sans #comic sans was an accident
lolsofunny: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves (and others) if...
forever90s: You guys end the First Generation: Then you end the Second Generation: Now you give us this shit, and expect us to watch it -.-
Happy Fathers day, daddy
cytoplasms: do you guys whisper italics in your head because i do
where am i
maplelaughingalonewithfandoms: what is this green stuff around me and this breeze??? i dont have a fan on… wait… i think im… im……. OUTSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
porcelainonfire: erickasworld4: next wednesday’s the fourth of july aka get ready for 96 million annoying posts about freedom let’s start now it’s never too early to be free Next Monday is Canada Day, we get our celebrations earlier than you.
nicoosuxx: graysonly: when almost everyone on your dash follows each other so it’s the same post over and over for ten minutes