August 2012
Dear people who say 1D are more popular than the...
fuckyeahthefabfour:
pleasedontbelong:
On this day 48 years ago Carol Dryden nearly died because she tried to mail herself to The Beatles
your point is invalid
thIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING
pyrop:
my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see”
little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius
god damn i’m funny
red-red-krovvy:
so I’m at Dairy Queen ordering for my family
and the cashier asks whether I’d like whipped cream on the sundae
so I kind of shrug and laugh and go “haha, sure, lots, whatever”
and let me tell you something
they ain’t fuckin around at Dairy Queen
goddessoftheinternet:
the radio has literally thousands of songs accessible to it so can someone please explain to me why i keep hearing the same 4 songs over and over
Boy's who wear swimming shorts to school...
vomittshermind:
July 2012
homosexaul:
if taylor swift wasn’t famous she’d be a heartbroken summer blogger with autoplay
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a dentist appointment: late
going to my friends house: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early.
s3xmoan:
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go...
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
fawun:
who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you
omg me
alwaysconcussed:
i don’t know how to not curse
i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
it’s a problem
Watchjaesama:
avalar:
“my cousin looks like justin bieber. here he is taunting a mob of teenage girls”
im sorry but this is fcking hilarious hahahahhaa
christianmingle:
does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
1 tag
float-less:
i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies
cvanillaa:
People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.
